In a recent interview, Chris Brown admits that the naked guy in the picture that is currently the feast of netizens' eyes is really him. And that giant manhood – is, in fact, authentic - not photoshopped.
"It was an out of the shower shot. It was like, ‘hey what’s up,’ the ‘look at me now.’ I was alone but I wasn’t even excited.”
Translation: Yes, my flaccid d**k is really that big. “It’s whatever, man. I’m comfortable with my body.”
He concludes by explaining how the picture landed in the public eye: “Girls be reckless.”
Translation: Yes, I am still a terrible boyfriend.
"It was an out of the shower shot. It was like, ‘hey what’s up,’ the ‘look at me now.’ I was alone but I wasn’t even excited.”
Translation: Yes, my flaccid d**k is really that big. “It’s whatever, man. I’m comfortable with my body.”
He concludes by explaining how the picture landed in the public eye: “Girls be reckless.”
Translation: Yes, I am still a terrible boyfriend.